When is it OKAY for a SIDE to become an ENTREE

24 July 2009 One Comment

A player once said to me, “A man is only as faithful as their options.” The tricky part is when “options” are getting close to the STRIKE PRICE. I am not just referring to guys but to girls equally. Seriously, is there an industry standard or grace period WHEN YOU CAN EXERCISE YOUR OPTIONS? Honestly, you guys/gals have all seen it at one point or another, so-so breaks up; within a short period of time they start getting “significant” with someone else. Even though, technically it’s fine…there’s a voice in your head saying…”sort of fucked up isn’t it?” That voice I believe is your morale compass. Yes, we try to justify our actions by dubbing it “a rebound” or “a revenge fuck” but really is it justifiable when you UPGRADE your sides to ENTREE level in matter of weeks or days even? When I was younger (a very long time ago in a galaxy far far away) and a little naive I never gave much thought about it. Now that I’ve seen a little more, makes me wonder if HOW LONG that other person was just eating their SIDES the whole time and at most PICKING AT the ENTREE? I think the minimum should be at least ONE MONTH. Obviously, how fast you rebound says volumes about you as a person and how special/significant that relationship meant to you. I say a ONE MONTH GRACE period because 1) WEEK ONE – You mope around and feeling down and out 2) WEEK TWO – You get angry and talk yourself into going out – “Hey, let’s move-on!” 3) WEEK THREE – You realize the SINGLE scene sucks and maybe you’re NOT AS HOT as you use to be because when you were in a relationship ALL you did was EAT and MOVIES! Damn it! Worst part…drunk dialing ”you know who.” when you try to go out and the night was WHACK! 4) WEEK FOUR – You start getting into a routine; gym, hanging out with friends you dissed when you were together, etc. After all these weeks, you have literally gone through the ups and downs while trying to “kick the habit know as comfort level“ Hopefully, it’s enough time to help you think a little more objectively. I think by then the leftovers from the meal is cold enough that you can just WARM UP THE SIDES and have that instead. =) Let me know what you think? Is that respectable?

Disclaimer: No way do the points and views mentioned above prevent me from being your REBOUND FLING. I am also a good Samaritan! =)