I must work hard on getting these weekend recaps up earlier.  Laziness sets in.  hahaha.  Weekend was pretty chill as opposed to last weekend.  I didnt really feel much like drinking because of getting blasted on my bday. 

Cabana Club on Friday.  We were throwing the UC Grad Party so had a lot of peeps out from UCLA and UCI.  We also had open bar on Jinro Soju till 10:30 so I partook in a few shots (but not too many!) 

After having been clubbing for a very long time, I’ve found that a lot of the funny stuff happens AFTER the club.  Whether it be guys doin the PLP (parkin lot pimpin) or chicks passed out drunk on the sidewalk, it’s quite humorous to just observe what’s going on.  For instance, we came upon this poor girl crouched down and SLEEPING right in the middle of the parking structure.  Amazing!  I’ve actually had a few times where I’ve been found sleeping outside the club on the sidewalk (Karnak) or under the table (Le Prive).  I guess when you get that drunk, you just want to sleep…WHEREVER you may be.  Anyway, being the asshole that I am, I had to take a picture.

I also caught this couple walking off into the distance.  I think this dude just met this chick on the night of the party.  SCORE for him.  This reminds me of one of our promoters who met a chick at Cabana and then took her up to the top of the parking structure across the street for some “friendly relations”.  hahahaha. 

Anyway, John was too drunk to drive so we decided to go eat in Ktown at the Blink plaza.  This is where my jackassery almost got us in deep shiet.  So we park in the Blink structure and John gets out to talk to his homie in a parked car.  Right then I hear this tinkling sound…like running water.  I look up and i see this dude taking a huge piss above us.  I’m like “ho shiet….that guy is taking a huge piss”, and whip out my camera and start taking pics.  “This will be some good blog material”, I’m thinking to myself while smiling gleefully.  Right then i hear, “wtf, who the f is taking pictures?”.  I hear running down the stairs to our level and 2 guys appear.  I’m thinking, “ok whatevers 2 guys”.  Right then 8 more dudes show up.  Now i’m thinking , “fuuuuuuuuck…we are dead”.  John is standing there not knowing what’s going on (cuz he’s so drunk) and his homie straight backs his car out and bones out.  These guys are all drunk and they just want one thing…to f*ck us up.  hahahha.  I’m thinking the whole time about the dude who got chased down and stabbed to death in the SAME Blink parking lot about a year ago and am secretly crying inside.  Well thankfully through my smooth talking and negotiations, we got out of there.   Just kidding!  What really happened is by some miracle, ONE of the dudes was sober and had enough sense to calm his homies down.  So yah, I apologized, erased the pictured, and skipped out of there with John quick style before they changed their mind.  Luckily they weren’t G’s or that woulda been a VERY BAD situation. 

We ended up at BCD Wilshire (where I randomly ran into Sunny Sheree) and didn’t get to bed until around 4am.  Phew! 

Saturday was more chill.  Vacuumed my room and picked up all the crap on my floor.  C came by and we headed out to Century City mall to see the Hulk (see my review earlier in the week) at the AMC Theater.  Got out of there around 9pm and headed back to my spot.  Wej Scott and Smitty called me up to roll to KL’s birthday party so we decided to meet up at my pad for some pregame action.  Sipped down a couple Green Tea/Johnnie Blacks, and then jetted to Air Conditioned (the one on Lincoln) in Venice.  That place has the BEST music if you’re into 1990-1995 hip hop (the golden era of hip hop).  None of that bay bay bay shiet…only the good stuff.  Bobby Brown, Tribe Called Quest, Paperboy, Black Sheep, Gangstarr, and the list goes on and on.  Stuff you can sing along to!  hahaha.  Ran into a bachelorette party there and had some fun with them.  Check out the nasty baloon penis!

This one hurt my tooshie (a little). 

Anyhoot, it was fun night with good friends!

Sunday went to my grandparents’ house for some Father’s Day BBQ.  Hamburgers, hot dogs, and STEAK.  mmmmm.  I stuffed myself silly.  Then watched the Lakes beat Celts (we all know how that turned out though).  All in all a great weekend!