So if y’all didn’t know, GO Pro has had an office in Little Tokyo for the past year now.  You’re probably thinking “WOW..GO Pro has an office? It must be some huge pimpin place with a hot receptionist”.  Sadly this is far from reality.  Reality is that we are in an older building right by Pinkberry and our office is one fairly large sized room with NO WINDOWS.  The reason we have no windows (besides being ghetto) is because we can work at ALL HOURS like monkeys and have no idea what time it is.  For instance, today is a BEAUTIFUL day outside but i would have no idea on that cuz i’m sitting here in this blank cube.  And our “hot receptionist” is Scottie….so yah..definitely FAR from hot.

ANYWAY, one of the worst things about the office (don’t worry i will get to the good things on another post) is the BATHROOM.  Man this place is a SHATHOLE!   First of all there is no ventilation in there so it always smells like hot poo.  It also runs out of paper towels frequently (which i never realize until after i’ve washed my hands).  I can see the horror creep across my face as i look in the mirror when i first realize that there are no paper towels cuz that means *gasp*….i have to TOUCH the door handle.  Ahhhhhhhhh!

And the worst thing about this bathroom is the OLD MAN who always takes a crap there.  Notice how i didn’t say “old gentleman” and the reason for that my friends is because “gentlemen” don’t take craps with the stall door OPEN.  Yup…the old guy has the AUDACITY to take a shiet there for everybody to see.  Today for instance….i had just picked up my lunch from downstairs and went into the bathroom to wash my hands and DOOHHH there he is in all his glory.  The first time this happened to me last year i almost threw up in my mouth.  I was absolutely HORRIFIED.  I mean geez, WHO DOES THAT?  Seriously.  I wonder what is going on in that guy’s head.  Does he hate his life so much that he REALLY doesn’t give a crap anymore?  We always make fun of him in the office.  “oh man the naked dude is taking a crap again!”  hahaha.  So today i’m quickly washing my hands and trying to ignore him and he flushes the toilet and walks beside me with his pants halfway down and his underwear showing.  I wanted to turn around and squeal at him “ewwwwwww” but i held it in like a man.  Instead i write about him.  hahahaha.  Here’s to you “i take craps in public restrooms with the door open guy”.