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[3 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]

This is a super cool gadget and everyone needs one in their glove box:

A few weeks ago, I had some friends over for a themed night of “clean up the half bottles of junk alcohol (crap like American Honey whiskey and peach schnapps) so we can restock with newer / better stuff” . After a fairly impressive performance, the evening was drawing to an end with bottles of water being passed around along with…a breathalyzer!
I tried my luck and blew a whooping .24, which totally threw me off because …

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[1 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]

Last week, I was starting to feel the familiar violent stab of ulcer pain, indicating that one of the following must go:
1.) Coffee
2.) Cigarettes
3.) Sriracha
4.) Alcohol
You can see I’ve ordered them by level of importance.
Now, coffee is a critical staple not to be considered for elimination. I need to get healthy, not fired. Not only am I a complete zombie without it (and not even the fun Left 4 Dead kind with spry reflexes and killer ambition), I am quite literally a useless unproductive slob without it.
Plus coffee only …