Holy f*cking God. I am tired. I’m also hoping I will have no reason to have to eat another hotdog till next year. I’ve eaten a hideously overpriced hotdog every single day I was at Comic Con this year. Blah. So it is apparently tradition that I get pretty drunk every Saturday I’m there. Nice. [...]

Guess who’s going to Comic Con again? Yup, that’s right. YouBentMyWookie is sending me off again. I can’t wait. Pressing questions on my mind : To Do Be Or Not To Be? Do I dress up or not? I didn’t put much thought into costumes this year because last year was just mind boggling. I [...]

Today was the kind of day at work where I wanted to : 1. Pull out my hair 2. Curl in a fetal position and cry 3. Both at the same time However, it would be highly unprofessional of me if I did that. Therefore, I went to a happy place in my head during [...]

Lance-A-Lot, this is for you. So in a previous post, I talked about how I registered and completed a 10k for the first time in my life. Lance asked a few questions which I will address now. 1. Running Machine I should point out first and foremost that I don’t run consecutive miles. Hell to [...]

Let’s try again with another Hello Eileen playlist, even though I hear they suck

I have an entire playlist that’s dedicated for showering and brushing my teeth. Since I don’t ever work out and somehow manage to maintain my svelte figure, I attribute it entirely to these 30 minutes of unbridled booty shaking. Even though I only have two moves (booty shake and ….um, ok so maybe I only have one move), there’s something wholly liberating about dancing in the privacy of your bathroom in your underwear. It just …