From thisiswhyyourefat.com, the above monstrosity is described as :
Meta Meat Cake
Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon [...]

After running around town last weekend helping my sister find pebbles, red ribbon and mirrors to properly feng shui her office according to a $300/hr consult,  I decided some research on this new age bullshit ancient practice was in order.
Somehow, it seemed wrong to be taking advice on tradionational Chinese disciplines from a white lady in Palm Beach, FL on a Youtube video.
Thus far, I have learned that to optimize the energy (chi) flow throughout the home, a bagua (or 8 Regions) map is needed to identify each power center …

So I see this via MissCG’s Twitter.
Could Comic-Con Move To Anaheim?

Yup. PRESS. Dude, weird how that one little world opens so many doors.
Just like magic!
Hm….wow….that would be interesting. Anaheim’s already pretty used to people dressing up in costumes all day long singing stuff like “A WHOOOOLE NEEEWWWW WOOOORRRLLLLD” so what’s a few [...]

So I ended up going to the ER. Wow, who knew so many of you guys are awake during those hours? I, in my infinite wisdom as the Supreme Commander and Ultimate Destroyer, decided to put on FB/Twitter blast that I was thinking about going to the ER but with the slight problem [...]

12:21 a.m.
It’s been almost 20 minutes since my last entry.
I am now convinced there’s a herd of elephants who live upstairs. I am also very sure they are all wrestling right now. At least, that’s what it sounds like down here.
Holy crap…
Here’s another weird observation. Why the hell does my insomnia kick [...]

Riddle me this, Batman.
Maybe I am in a crappy mood because it’s almost midnight, I’m tired, my neighbors have all decided to collectively smoke some crack because they’re busy nailing stuff into the walls as they blast their TVs on at full volume . Meanwhile, the one upstairs is clomping around in [...]

Clyde and I had a date night on Saturday. This means we actually had something planned besides him coming over and spending time with me. We usually end up watching a bunch of random movies and going to try new places that Yelp app on his iPhone suggests.
Dammit, why can’t the [...]

I’ve been so preoccupied with my new Valentine’s Day present:

(yeah, I know, it takes relatively little to make me happy!)
I’ve pretty much crawled into a hole with me wireless controller and headset. So my weekly post this Thursday is pretty sad.
Next week will be better, I promise!
Oh, and LA STREET FOOD FEST was a freaking nightmare. Even without waiting for entrance with my presale tix, the lines for food were completely insane. 2 hours for freaking grilled cheese sandwiches and chili cheese fries? No thanks. I had 2 cocktails, 3 …

* courtesy of collider.com *
I watched the full trailer at YouBentMyWookie.
To be honest, I liked what I see because it has potential. I think Ba Gua is a lovely form (I’d love to learn and practice it) and I like the general storyline. I still want to see this movie when it comes [...]

I will be here on this Saturday in a loose top and stretchy pants:

Organized by ex Yelp LA Community Manager Shawna Dawson and designer at large Sonja Rasula, these lovely ladies have created a event that’s genius in it’s simplicity: Corral all the scrumptious wandering food trucks in LA to one central location for a day of overwhelming foodie indulgence. Seriously, has anyone ever tried to follow a roving food truck’s schedule? It’s exhausting. But for once, they are all coming to you!
For a measly $5, participants will be treated …