I went for an MRI scan today. It wasn’t as bad I thought it would be. I’ve lost count of all the patients I’ve transported to CT but I can’t remember being scanned myself. I know I’ve had a CT and MRI a few years ago when I had to go to ER but I [...]

In the last post, I made my little brother an offer he couldn’t refuse if he wanted to stay in the game.
I thought the deal was a good one. He still wanted to play, I could help…for a price.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Dude, if I had one of my gigantically gaudy rhinestone cocktail rings on, [...]

In a previous post, I talked about how we finally had our first ever Epic Family Chaos Christmas. To date, it was also our last. I briefly mentioned this thing called Gangster Monopoly. Before I get into how I ran the game, a little history about the GANGSTER nature of Monopoly!!
Bet [...]

Angel with black wings.
Angel with guns.
Doomsday scenario.
Please, someone (anyone), tell me what’s not to like?
Damn, there are a TON of movies I’m gonna be watching this upcoming year. First, it’s gonna be “Legion” with Paul Bettany. If you read this handy dandy piece, it’ll explain a lot about the rest of the stuff [...]

I can’t live without the following things :
Family
Family is what you make of it. I got lucky. I actually LOVE mine. That’s because we’re crazier than a bunch of rabid squirrels in a peanut butter factory. All 8 of us “kids” on my dad’s side are straight up retarded. [...]

I love this little guy. This is actually one of my favorite shirts.
So the guys over atYouBentMyWookie are now completely convinced that I want to be in the middle of a love triangle with a gorgeous vampire and a super hot fallen angel.
Well…what girl doesn’t?
That is, unless [...]

Helllooooooo, Tony Stark.
Mmm Mmm good…
In case no one understood the title of this post, thought I was speaking in some kind of weird language and/or forgot their Periodic Table Of elements, Fe = Iron.
Chemistry 101 class dismissed.
I came home feeling like death warmed over but immediately came back to life (just [...]

I am so addicted to snow sports. Actually, I can’t really say that since I’ve only gone in the snow once but I really Really REALLY liked it!! A lot!! I am so glad I chose to ski because I watched all the new boarders who were learning spend more time on [...]

There is something so hot about a man in a dress shirt and a wife beater underneath. …. * drool * …and tattoos….omfg, tattoos…and if he can rock a baseball cap…and GLASSES!!! Wow, getting hot in here. Okay, I’m back from La La Land now. I swear. Wait, I hope [...]

My family and I have only managed an epic Family Christmas once. This was back in 2006 when we rented a cabin in Big Bear. I think we’re still recovering from it because we’ve never done this again. It was 3 days of insane snow, eating marathons, cracking out on the WALL [...]