How exciting!
However, this sucks in terms of costume hunting because girls essentially have 2 choices;
1.) Hooker with props (vampire fangs, animal ears, fairy wings, etc)
2.) Hooker in a uniform (nurse, flight attendant, girl scout)

I always have a hard time finding an outfit that doesn’t make me look like a total nerd, which is difficult to do with all the slutty saboteurs running around half dressed. (Bitches, I swear.) One time I was a ninja, which would’ve been really cool if the stifling face mask had permitted …

It’s coming…..Saturday, October 31, 2009.  The BIGGEST Asian American Halloween Party in the NATION! Don’t miss the record-setting event of the year.  SCREAM is back! This is THE MEGA HALLOWEEN EVENT for 2009.   Join 3000+ party revelers as we transform the LA’s biggest nightclub into The Devil’s Carnival.  This massive playground will feature $5000 cash drop! Wicked lingerie fashion show at the stroke of midnight courtesy of AMIClubWear! 4 dance club sections featuring state of the art sound system spinning the latest Pop, Rock, Hip-Hop, Electro-Dance, House, Top 40’s …

While discussing with my buddy the debatable specifications of how long is too long without sex in a relationship, he interrupted the convo with this:
4 Awkward Moments in Facebook “Likes”
I couldn’t help but share! WTF MOM!

Is it wrong that I totally want one of these?

I was at Costco today killing time while getting a busted tire / wheel replaced after hitting a curb (yes the stereotypes are true) and discovered a whole shelf of them displayed enticingly near the entrance. The amazing blanket moo moos are now available in stores! Now this is really exciting stuff.
Just imagine the unstoppable hot sexy force you’re going to be in one of these babies. And apparently someone else was thinking the same thing I was because (really who …

This is a super cool gadget and everyone needs one in their glove box:

A few weeks ago, I had some friends over for a themed night of “clean up the half bottles of junk alcohol (crap like American Honey whiskey and peach schnapps) so we can restock with newer / better stuff” . After a fairly impressive performance, the evening was drawing to an end with bottles of water being passed around along with…a breathalyzer!
I tried my luck and blew a whooping .24, which totally threw me off because …

If you happen to be going on a trip this Labor Day weekend via LAX and intend to leave your car at the airport, here’s a (fast expiring) 25% off coupon at the Parking Spot that can save you a few dollars.
This totally means I can afford a few extra sourdough bread bowls of clam chowder at the Boudin Bakery!
(Full URL just in case the link is buggy: http://www.theparkingspot.com/Images/PDF/SUMMER09-HOME25.pdf)
Fine print: The offer is valid through Sept. 9th, 2009 only and the full 25% requires a Saturday night stay, otherwise it’s …

Last week, I was starting to feel the familiar violent stab of ulcer pain, indicating that one of the following must go:
1.) Coffee
2.) Cigarettes
3.) Sriracha
4.) Alcohol
You can see I’ve ordered them by level of importance.
Now, coffee is a critical staple not to be considered for elimination. I need to get healthy, not fired. Not only am I a complete zombie without it (and not even the fun Left 4 Dead kind with spry reflexes and killer ambition), I am quite literally a useless unproductive slob without it.
Plus coffee only …